Naruto 628 - "The Arrival of the Strongest Ones"

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Just made this for fun, because I was bored.

There are a few hidden messages in white text (not the ones in strike), so highlight the text as you read them if you want to.

The chapter starts with Naruto staring at Obito and Madara with a grin.

Naruto: That is where you and I differ, I'll never sever the bonds I've made - and I hope no one would sever the bonds they've made with me.
Madara: (Thinks of him and Hashirama during their adolescence) Bonds, huh?...
Obito: How ludicrous... You do not have to worry about a single thing. When the plan is complete, I'll make your dear little friend, Sasuke to be friends with you again. So come, cooperate with us and give up. You have no chance of winning - hand us the Kyuubi now.
Naruto: Heh! Similar to what you said to me about seeing what's behind your mask before -- if you want the Kyuubi so bad, then you'll have to work for it!
Kakashi: I'll let that taunt slide, but I really think you should stop provoking them.
Lee: Sensei! It didn't affect the enemy, but it did affect my motivation!! (Cries tears of youth)
Madara: How stubborn.
Juubi: (Roars and tries to break free of the restricting jutsu's of the Alliance that are binding it) ROAAROOOOHHHHH!!!!
Shikamaru: This monster is really strong!! It's troublesome, but... we'll have to buy Naruto and the rest some time to defeat those people.
Shino: My bugs are dying just from its roar, they can't handle too much chakra. Does thing breathe chakra?

(Suddenly, a massive amount of Wooden hands restrict the Juubi)

Naruto: (Starts forming the Rasenshuriken) I-, no, we, will defeat you!! The whole world is against you, you guys are the ones who have no chance of winning!!
Madara: And the one that created this "world" of yours is on our side.
Naruto: It's not on your side, you guys are just controlling it!! (Throws Rasenshuriken to Madara)
Madara: How futile. (Pulls out the normal Susano'o - the Susano'o destroys the Rasenshuriken)
Killer Bee: (Arrives) Kono yarou! Baka yarou! Kuso yarou! You forgot about me, yo!!
Naruto: Octopops!
Madara: That makes things much more easier (smiles) (Performs the "snake"/"serpent" hand seal and casts Wood Release: Hotei Jutsu - the gigantic wooden hands surround Naruto, Bee, Kakashi, Lee and a bunch of other people)
Bee: YO! That's bigger than the Tsunade Hokage's breasts, bro!
Kakashi: He sure is in an another level.
Naruto: (makes a shocked face) OMAIGAWD, WHAT DO I DO AFTER I'VE TOLD THEM MY BADASS SPEECH?!

Suddenly, a massive amount of wooden hands, even bigger than the Hotei's hands, slaps the sh*t out of stops the Hotei Jutsu and breaks them to pieces.

Naruto: (Makes yet another surprised face)
Madara: This jutsu... SH*T, SH*T, SH*T, SH*T, SH*T, TELL ME IT'S NOT HIM.

(A full screen page shows the four revived Hokages in front of the shocked Naruto and the rest. Of course, while they are posing like badasses, while Hashirama...)

Hashirama: (In a mysteriously laid-back manner) Yo, Madara! Long time no see!!
Madara: (Makes a shocked expression) O, SH*T I AM F*CKING DEAD, ASDFSADHUQ Hashirama... To think that you would be summoned back to life. I thought the summoner was defeated? Or did he summon you before he lost?
Naruto: (Sees his father first) D-Dad?...
Minato: It seems that not only your height has changed, Naruto... (A repetition to Chiyo's words)
Hiruzen: You've grown tall, and to think that you would control the Kyuubi.
Naruto: Old man!
Tobirama: (Sees Naruto) This kid, he's the Jinchuuriki now? And he's an Uzumaki too, huh?
Kakashi: Sensei! MY ICHA-ICHA PARADISE PARTNER!
Minato: Oh, Kakashi, it's been a while, you've grown too, huh?
Kakashi: I thought that you sealed yourself inside the Shiki Fujin?
Minato: Well, Orochimaru-san took all of our souls out of the Shiki Fujin's belly and summoned us back to life.
Kakashi: !!
Naruto: Orochimaru?!
Minato: And it seems that he and another Uchiha child is going to be in the battlefield soon enough. Screw Karin, Juugo and Suigetsu, they're not worth mentioning.
Naruto: Uchiha? That can't be...
Kakashi: Sasuke?

Tobirama: Madara, I will be sure to pulverize every part of your body.
Madara: Tobirama, huh... LOL I'm in Edo Tensei, you can't pulverize my body, it'll just go back to normal.
Hashirama: Now... shall we end this for the last time, Madara?


-END-

Meanwhile, back to Konoha.

Sasuke: F*cking f*ggots left all of us out.
Orochimaru: LOL Where's the battlefield?
Suigetsu: That means that we don't have to go to the battlefield, right?
Orochimaru: Wanna destroy Konoha?
Sasuke: LOL OK.